1. Rene Descartes went into his favorite bar and the bar tender asked, "would you like your usual drink, Monsieur Descartes? " Descartes replied "I think not" and promptly disappeared.
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explanation: the key to understanding this joke is that one of Descartes's famous lines is "I think therefore I am." so if he "thinks not", then he "is not"- he doesn't exist.
2. Q What does trigonometry have in common with a beach? A: Tan Gents
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They set up the proportion "grew" is to "grown" as "flew" is to a variable. This couldn't work in an equation because grew and flew are variables so you can't cancel the letters because they are part of the variable and don't have any value on their own, but I still thought it was clever!
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8. Theorem:
All positive integers are interesting.
Proof:
Assume the contrary. Then there is a lowest non-interesting positive integer. But, hey, that's pretty interesting! A contradiction.
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4+3+17+8= 32 --> 32/4=8 which is the "average" or "mean"
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4+3+17+8= 32 --> 32/4=8 which is the "average" or "mean"
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